Alright so about 2 years ago, I was at a party with a couple of friends. It was your typical kind of party, everyone is drinkin, dancing and jumping off the roof into the pool. So about half way into the party, my friend and this girl who i've never seen before... go into a room with each other and lock the door. Keep in mind this was 2 years ago. I turned 16 a couple of weeks ago and my friend is the same age as me. So after about 10 minutes, my friend comes running out like a fucking baboon and is asking literally everyone at the party if they have a condom on them. He was running up and down the stairs like a fucking mad man that needed to take a shit after eating 4 bags of flaming Cheetos. He was doing that for about 5 minutes until his dumbass realized that no one had a condom on them. Being the mad fucker he is, he said this line next... "Honestly who the fuck cares, shes drunk, im drunk, everyones drunk, if I impregnate her, no ones gonna know who did it." My friend actually said that and right after he said that, he ran back into the room, locked the door and started fucking her. Now, this wasn't such a big house and the party was on the two floor levels of the house. They start fucking, and I run to all of my friends and bring them to the door and we just stood there laughing our asses off because they were so fucking loud that we could hear them better than we could hear the music. Anyways, soon after that, basically the whole party was outside the room just listening and laughing. Then, the party host came up and asked us what was going on. We told him that there were two people fucking in that room and the look on his face... It was utter disgust. He then shouted... "whoever the fuck is having sex in my room... you better prepare your ass for a whooping." Everyone burst into laughter. He had the keys to the room then opened it and just ran inside. Idk what happened after because I left after that but I heard that the dude beat the shit out of my friend haha.
