F.A.S. FOR LIFE
Literally
ABOUT US
We are a divine group of minecraft pvpers who are looking to find others like us. Common characteristics of those in this clan are that we have alcoholic mothers, physically abusive fathers, weak chins and thin upper lips...
We believe these are the keys to being a real minecrafter.
REQUIREMENTS
Maximum IQ: 75
Maximum Annual Income: $14,000
Maximum Times you've felt loved: 0
A good working microphone
Maximum Penis size: 1.2 soft or 2.95 hard (no exceptions) (leader must be the biggest)
Minimum BAC at all times: 0.11%
Maximum life expectancy: 3 years ago
APPLICATION
Name:
Age:
Number of STD's:
Discord:
Favorite Beer:
Did your mother drink while pregnant:
Why would you like to join this clan:
Do you have previous clan experience:
Does or has your father beaten you:
Point to where on the doll that the mean man touched you:
Standing Vertical Jump:
ROSTER
Leaders:
Operdasher
CaliSwagg13
Officers:
Will
Robbie
Members:
Tristan99910
Ninja (Yes, THE Ninja)
Literally
ABOUT US
We are a divine group of minecraft pvpers who are looking to find others like us. Common characteristics of those in this clan are that we have alcoholic mothers, physically abusive fathers, weak chins and thin upper lips...
We believe these are the keys to being a real minecrafter.
REQUIREMENTS
Maximum IQ: 75
Maximum Annual Income: $14,000
Maximum Times you've felt loved: 0
A good working microphone
Maximum Penis size: 1.2 soft or 2.95 hard (no exceptions) (leader must be the biggest)
Minimum BAC at all times: 0.11%
Maximum life expectancy: 3 years ago
APPLICATION
Name:
Age:
Number of STD's:
Discord:
Favorite Beer:
Did your mother drink while pregnant:
Why would you like to join this clan:
Do you have previous clan experience:
Does or has your father beaten you:
Point to where on the doll that the mean man touched you:
Standing Vertical Jump:
ROSTER
Leaders:
Operdasher
CaliSwagg13
Officers:
Will
Robbie
Members:
Tristan99910
Ninja (Yes, THE Ninja)
